Top Fifteen Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 12/25/09

zac | December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas! I give you an extra five dumb gadgets this week!
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:

Rambler Socket — brilliant!
Star Wars Blueprints — so I can build my own death star, of course
Sword Chopsticks — no one would take my chicken if I had these

Here are my choices for [...]

Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 12/18/09

zac | December 18, 2009

But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:

Zufall Lamps — these are funky

Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:

Vertu V Bluetooth Headset — only $730!
Trackball Mouse Numeric Keypad USB Hub — sigh
Doggy Back Jacket — soothing, moist heat?
Mirrored Shoes — seems highly impractical
Elephant Fan — bizarre
Tuna Can [...]

Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 12/11/09

zac | December 11, 2009

But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:

Space Traveler Guide — I think I’m in!
Flintlock Knife/Fork Set — oh, they are non-firing

Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:

Mirror Watch — ugly
Lego Mouse — disturbingly uncomfortable, I imagine
Mint Music Tank — this befuddles me
Caput Ovum Egg Cup — [...]

Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 12/04/09

zac | December 4, 2009

But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:

Ping Pong Door — fun for the whole family!
iWallet — biometric + carbon fiber = sweet!

Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:

Salt & Pepper Bots — or another way to annoy your guests
Steampunk USB Drive — for $1000, I want [...]

Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 11/27/09

zac | November 27, 2009

But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:

Ostendo CRVD — this is awesome!
Flare Dress — for my wife, not for me
Transtube Shower — clearly cool

Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:

Turkey Turkey Baster — grip the gobbler
Fruit Candleholder — good way to have rotten fruit
Ice Ice Kitty [...]

Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 11/20/09

zac | November 20, 2009

But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:

Milky Way Alarm Clock — very pretty
Washboard Tie — just in case, you know?
Hermes Boule Clock — half a million bucks for a clock!
Optical Illusion Deck — fascinating

Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:

Tauntaun Sleeping Bag — I thought they [...]

Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 11/13/09

zac | November 13, 2009

But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:

Andrea Air Filter — plants fighting toxins!
Pangolin Backpack — looks dangerous
Deep Forest Chair — dowel-icious
Carbon Fiber Lamp — this is fantastic

Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:

Five Finger Fillet Knife Set — goofy
Totem Mug Set — sigh
Solar Queen — I [...]

Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 11/06/09

zac | November 6, 2009

But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:

Periodic Table Table — very nice

Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:

Vespa Chairs — quaint
Kitchen Brushes — I prefer personality-free utensils
Airstream Tea Pot — nonsense
Spit Balls — have we forgotten how to make our own?
Mr. Tie Mouse Pad — this [...]