Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 11/20/09
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- Milky Way Alarm Clock — very pretty
- Washboard Tie — just in case, you know?
- Hermes Boule Clock — half a million bucks for a clock!
- Optical Illusion Deck — fascinating
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- Tauntaun Sleeping Bag — I thought they smelled bad on the outside
- Toilet Sound Blocker — why can’t you just flush the toilet?
- Reindeer Toilet Seat Cover — ho ho ho
- Easy Out Eye Tool — someone please explain this to me
- Headtime Head Massager — or how to look like a moron at work
- Hershey Kisses Earbuds — dumb
- Bacon MMMvelopes — I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit
- Bullet Resistant Sunglasses — if I get shot in the face, I hope I’m wearing these
- USB Burger Hand Warmer and Massager — this makes me somewhat angry
- Rihanna iPod Kitchen Scale — why?
Keep ‘em coming. I look forward to these posts.