Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 10/23/09
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- Murakami Chair — rocking motion provides the light
- HK MP5 Wii Controller — but can you bowl with it?
- Industrial Floor [Street] Lamp — this makes me incredibly happy
- Vado Shower Head[s] — yes, please
- Gyrobike — great idea
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- USB Christmas Seat Warmer — happy Christmas, derrière
- Fresco Cell Phone Jammer — a cell phone jammer for your home? huh?
- Moustache Dog Disguise — what the deuce?
- Crowd Glasses — waiter, there are people in my drink
- Tankard O’ Terror Stein — not for children under 16
- Crocheted Dinosaur Skull — once again, Etsy has ruined my life
- Shoe Butter Dish — words fail me
- Solid Alliance Crazy Earphones — that’s crazy alright… crazy dumb
- Banana Bluetooth Headset — absurd
- Glass Dachshund Salt & Pepper — pepper in the back

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