Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 10/16/09
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- Gyrofocus Fireplace — this is amazing
- flowerEYE — watch plants grow
- Coil Lamp — I like this
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- Hand Grenade Christmas Decorations — ah, the season of peace
- Santa USB Drive — unfortunately you have to de-pants him to get your data
- Napkin Sketchbook — no thanks
- Dyson Bladeless Fan — quite pricey
- TURN ON Lamp — this would get old after about five minutes
- Ham Dogger — absurd
- DNA Closet — not practical if you own more than three shirts
- Recession Monster — if you buy this, you deserve to be broke
- Polar Bear Toss — catch the head, kids!
- Mini Swing Tennis — I’m frustrated just looking at this

Hope you enjoy the Big Hug cell phone holder. May your cell phone never feel “less-than” again.
Thanks, Chris — you crack me up!