Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 08/21/09
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- LED Handrail — my house could look like Tron
- Kindle Carry Case — maybe with this I could own a Kindle
- Ratata — witty
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- Shoulderbrella — is holding an umbrella really that hard?
- Wallace & Gromit Snack Alarm — or you could use, say, willpower
- CO2 Mug — how much CO2 does it take to make a mug?
- Space Invaders Tea Vessel — seems the market for this would be quite small
- Hotei Buddha Mug — straw in the belly, eh?
- Harley Pocket Knife — tacky
- Flushing Toilet Clock — flushes on the hour, every hour
- Great Wall of China Garden Accent — keep tiny Mongols out of your garden
- Black Hole Starter Kit — all this time I’ve been trying to create a wormhole with one magnetic ball
- Clockman — go ahead, watch the video… and what’s up with the blood type thing?

Everyone’s house should look like Tron.