Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 08/14/09
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- Wooden Notes — I like the look of this
- Orbis — cheaper, lighter Segway
- Star Wars Hoodies — not that I would wear one…
- Pressure Point Shirt — this is neat
- Fotel Chair — rocking chair to arm chair in 20 seconds
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- Cat Ear Earbuds — look and feel like a moron
- Bulb Lantern — the ultimate bare bulb effect
- Cheetos Lip Balm — gross
- Paper Crane Lamp — expensive and a fire hazard
- Baxter the Dog — or you could get a real pet
- Hippo Foot Massager — this whole website baffles me
- Pig Lamp — cute curly tail
- Angel Baby Pinocchio Witch WebCam — the most terrifying webcam ever
- Personalized Message Bird — I don’t get it
- Robot Alarm Clock — looks very dangerous
Hey if people start buying you stuff on your list, I’ll take any extra Orbis machines off your hands. I can be down from Charlotte in 2-2.5 hours to pick it up!
Ha! The first Orbis I receive is yours, Keith!
Hey Man,
First I must say those first five are very cool gadgets. Second is really a question. Where do you find these things? Farting Hippo??? Anyways, on another subject I would like to thank you for being the person God has intended for you to be. I have watched the “Letter to Zach” a few times and am inpired every time I watch it. I must say it takes a strong person that is deep rooted in God to have the attitude you have. I am going to download the movie and play it for my Children when they get of age.
Thanks for following God’s plan and letting everyone share in your journey.
Josh Wyatt
djacris @ twitter
Yep, that is a terrifying webcam! I don’t think Billy Mays would have hawked any of this stuff!
I’m getting you the farting hippo massager for your birthday. Too bad you already saw it and now it won’t be a surprise…..
Thanks, Josh for the encouragement.
Personalized Message Bird – Sending a brick through the window can be a bit heavy-handed. At least with this, the hole will be smaller, and your recipient will have a nice little bird to keep (or throw back at you).