Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 08/07/09
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- Transmission Audio Ultimate Speaker — only $1 million per speaker
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- Dental Microscope — for those interested in self-dentistry
- Snuggie For Dogs — and I thought we were done with the Snuggie revolution
- LEDsaur — ugly
- Pig Speaker — if only it was in 5.1 format
- Crusader’s Great Helm Trash Can — this would make me quote a Monty Python line every time I threw something away
- LEGO Headlamp Torch — can I wear it on my forehead?
- Popcorn Basketball Bowl — I’ve always wanted a popcorn bowl to hold my remote control in
- Cow Retractable Key Chain PDA Pen — “balled smooth tip for intimate touching the screen”
- Big Hug Cell Phone Holder — please just get a bluetooth headset instead
- Chinese Opera Mask FM Radio — I suppose if you still need a standalone FM radio, this is one way to go
I’m sorry to say that I actually have a big hug cell phone holder. It was in a corporate swag gift bag. Yes, it is dumb.