Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 07/24/09
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- Ink Calendar — this is quite impressive
- Parajet SkyCar — yes, please
- SHADE — I like this, but am a little nervous about a lampshade that conducts electricity
And this is something that we all need to buy for ourselves and our friends:
- Handerpants — everyone needs support
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- Mirror Ironing Board — maybe this is practical
- Chocolate Popsicle USB Drive — why there is a need for useless USB shapes I cannot say
- Cigarette Lighter Cell Phone — once again, words fail me
- Milk Bottle Fan — how is this practical?
- Electric Firefly Terrarium — thankfully I have thousands in my backyard
- Great White Shark Pool Predator — “29 inches of Great White Fun?”
- Handy Gadget Holder — this makes me very uncomfortable
- Broomba — but it doesn’t do anything
- Shweeb Monorail — bumper Shweeb?
- Simbook Address Book — in case you lose your cell phone

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