Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 06/26/09
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- F-4 Ejection Office Chair — I’m done with this meeting… eject!
- Mississippi Clock — I enjoy clocks that annoy others
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- Coffin Couch — too morbid
- Golf Trap Accent Table — ugly
- Toy Water Bottle Parasite — huh?
- Fire Design — I suppose they should at least be pretty
- Floppy Disk Flash Drive — very witty
- Bowlingual — find out what your dog says in Japanese
- Pink Skidproof Laptop Balls — nope
- Global Warming Light — global warming is a lie
- Cannon USB Drive — if only it was USB 2.0
- Bootprint Potato Masher — completely pointless
I’d love to have one of the F-4 seats it would be cool. But trust me the ones in the plane don’t sit good at all. You basically are sitting on your chute and a rocket. Maybe with these nice THICK pillows . Too bad they didn’t include the leg clamp or the foot tray.
Awesome, Charles — first hand experience.