Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 05/01/09
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- TAC-15 Crossbow — you know, for plinking
- BuckyBalls — hooray
- 3D Chessboard — I like things that make my head hurt
- Unzipped Glass Bag — tricky!
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- Meat Business Cards — gross, no thanks
- Birds & Bees Mobile — or you could talk to your kids
- Shark Head Toilet Seat — danger!
- Octopus Peeler — looks like a cheap shaver
- Star Trek Micro Machines Clock — dorky
- Lego Candles — tacky
- TV Salt & Pepper — for Tim Burton maybe?
- Go With The Flo Toilet — yep! that’s where I graduated from!
- Splash O Meter — hooray for fat kids
- Motorcycle Faucet — on sale now!

Dude. The TAC-15 is one of the sweetest things I’ve ever seen… need to pick up a stripped lower this weekend, might as well make it two.
Are you building an AR-15 or something?