Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 03/20/09
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- Touch-Sensitive Wooden LED Lamp — this makes me quite happy
- Diamantini & Domeniconi Cuckoo Clock — a new take on an old trend
- Remote Control Lawnmower — tank treads on mowers is a good idea
- 2D to 3D Coat Tree — illusion!
- Blood Bath Mat — for the guest bathroom
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- Jesus Cookie Cutter — is this blasphemous?
- Singing Egg-Shaped Egg Timer — maybe because I don’t like eggs, but this seems annoying
- Wii Karaoke Microphone — I would not want to share this with others
- Mr Poops Novelty Dog Toy — words fail me
- Cute Chinese Horoscope MP3 Player — junk
- Lobster Claw Staple Remover — arthropods be gone
- Animal Cracker Soap — soap should not look edible
- Revolver Cane Sword — this is definitely for sale at the Jockey Lot
- USB Bamboo Fountain — water and computers don’t mesh well
- Care Bear Cell Phone Holder — who needs a holder for their cell phone?
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