Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 02/20/09
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- Mona Lisa Chair — seems a little disrespectful, but I still like it
- Push Up Table — to complement the chair above, a clicky pen table
- On Off Lamp — lamps in my house typically end up like this anyway
- Flower Bluetooth Speakers — is there a surround version?
- Waterfall/Rainfall Shower Head — this makes me very happy
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- Kazoo Gas Mask — let me die in peace
- Antler Headphones — these just are not airplane friendly
- Acorn MP3 Player — it’s a bit nutty
- Juke Tower Waterproof MP3 Player — apparently requires a waterproof USB memory stick
- Lounge Fire — is it a fireplace? is it a bench? your guests will love the adventure!
- Rubber Duckie Calendar — not allowed on my desk
- Formula Pee — disgusting
- Russian Roulette Beer Bong — congratulations! you have cirrhosis
- Pee Glass — would you drink this?
- Posable USB Thumb Drive — the possibilities are endless
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