Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 02/13/09
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- Acme Ray Gun Pen — if only it really worked as a ray gun
- Samurai Umbrella — deal death to rain
- Swedish Naval Corvette — I don’t really want one… just a ride on one
- Bang Olufsen Sound System — at $6,000 it is a little steep
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- Smores Necklace — not all bling is bad bling, but this is bad bling
- Isophone — an isolation tank / telephone for absolute privacy
- Fluffy Yuk Yuk — nice name, dangerous teeth
- Boogie Woogie Salt & Pepper — gives “pass the salt” a whole new meaning
- Shave The Baby — huh?
- Pac Man Oven Mitt — not enough coverage
- Desktop Whack-a-Mole — annoying squared
- Robot of Yourself — slightly creepy
- iBoo Speaker — PacMan + iPod = dumb
- Food Face Plate — or you can teach your kids to eat their food
And here are a few dumb Valentine’s Day gifts — do not buy these:
- Sandwich Sponge — would you try to eat this in the shower?
- Men Crying Magnets — *sob*
- Lamborghini Shoes — these are horrible
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