Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 01/30/09
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- Hat Lampshades — for the true gentleman
- Trilobyte Clock — if I had a really big office
- All-White Keyboard — kinda cool, but I don’t own a Mac
- Cheetah Whip Snowboard — I have never been snowboarding, but I would want to use one of these
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- Triceracopter — now available for you
- Rose USB — stupid USB drive of the week
- Gangster Pistol Ruler — now you can intimidate the things you are measuring
- X-Ray Lamp — seems like it would lose its novelty after like an hour
- LeapFrog Tag Junior — how about teaching your kid to read instead?
- Ethernet Soldiers — otherwise known as, “too much time on your hands”
- Yuen’ To Music Ball — share your bad music with those uncomfortably close to you
- Hightops/Flipflops — more like “High Flops”
- Hulk Smash Button — or you could take an anger management course
- Hello Kitty Keyboard — stop it with the HK crap

Zac,
since you are the king of gadgets, I thought of you with this. Have you seen this:
http://www.designboom.com/contemporary/reinventingbicpen.html
That is awesome! Thanks!