Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 01/23/09
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- Ninja Tacks — so I can secretly keep things posted
- Obama Toy (w/ Lightsaber and Gun) — I want this for posterity’s sake
- Bird Cage / Fish Tank — scare your fish to death!
- GPL Limo — break a land speed record with your friends
- Facial Profile Candlestick — because I want to be remembered “thousands of years in the future”
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- Star Trek Barbies — Star Trek is lame; Star Wars is not
- Resin Tablecloth — a table with no legs? no thanks
- Barbie Fingernail Printer — this is lame, but I envision this in my house someday
- Bagel USB Drive — edible data?
- Kiss-o-Meter — this is pretty funny, actually
- Bulletproof Bathtub — does even James Bond worry about getting shot in the bathtub?
- Foldable Bicycle — no seat?
- Inflatable Foot Cushions — words fail me
- Bacon Watch — stop with the bacon already
- Multi Use Ear Mirror — a tool to find ear wax?!?
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