Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 01/16/09
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- Emperor Workstation — a $40,000 cocoon for gaming
- Bear Bookcase — this would be fun for the kids
- USB Microscope — most USB gadgets go in the other list, but this one might be fun
- Finger Scissors — be one with the scissor
- See-Through Iron — except I use dry cleaners
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- Smiley USB Hub — disturbingly happy
- Dancing Obama iPod Dock — disturbingly disturbing
- M&M Earbuds — pretty sure these would end up in my kids’ stomach
- Earbud Tie — OK, this is kind of cool
- Flameboy Grilling Tool — this tool does too much
- USB Bust Beauty Warmers — what’s next? a full-body USB warming suit?
- USB Hands — now my data can say, “West Side!”
- Table Phone — perhaps if it was rotary
- Stereo Bluetooth Sunglasses — I’m just not feeling these
- Pink Furry Phone — again, maybe if it was rotary
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