Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 01/02/09
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- Armadillo Breadbox — as breadboxes go, this one is sweet
- Tank Suitcase — tank-tread suitcase
- Super Slim LED LCD TV — I want two
- Repisa N5 Bookshelf — why do I like bookshelves so much?
- Bare Bulb Bird — if you have bare bulbs, this may entice you
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- Paper Recycling Kit — opening this on Christmas day would have made me sad
- Chandel-Air — fan/light combos have existed for a long time; I’m not feeling this one
- Iron Bike Seat — I appreciate the ingenuity, but this just seems dangerous
- Solar Sunglasses — or sunglusses, if you prefer
- Intelligent Toilet II – in case you want to know the temperature of your urine
- Flask Keychain — if you really want a DUI
- Decaf Test Strips — why is there such a thing as decaf anyway?
- Transforming Flashlight — just plain dumb
- Kissing Octopuses Flash Drive — huh?
- Alarmed Bathroom Doorknob — this seems highly impractical
that TV is crazy