Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 12/26/08
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- Ra Cobra Lamp — anytime I find fiber-optics to move light, I am intrigued
- Mensa Alarm Clock — this might get old after the second night
- Sonic Grenade — I want this for myriad reasons
- Bullet-Resistant Hoodie — just in case, you know
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- Flame-scented Body Spray — from Burger King… smell like flame-broiled meat
- Gas Gripper — if your forearms cannot handle pumping a few minutes of gas, you might want to start working out
- Vertical Watch — these cost about $400,000… that’s dumb
- Dressed Up Bike Helmets — cute idea, but I won’t wear one
- Watermelon Wrist Rest — oh, but it also cleans your screen?
- Bonefire Lamps — what’s a bonefire?
- iShoes — use your legs, buddy
- BagTV — this may be the dumbest thing ever created
- Log Pillow — it is called a laptop, not a log-pillow-top
- Cyber Clean Cleaner — I do not want to touch this stuff
And this I wish for every boy and girl: the I Crapped My Pants Doll.
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