Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 12/19/08
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- Workbay Chair — this may or may not be conducive in an open-office environment
- Orbital Mouse — this mouse may be really cool… or a total bust
- Leather Keyboard — I cannot decide if I would like this or not
- Sonic Chair — very Kubrickian
- Hourglass Lamp — like sand, but with LEDs instead
- Jul & Jil Chairs — what’s with all the chairs this week?
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- In Utero Twitter — TMI
- MP4 Watch w/ Camera — I like big screens, not tiny ones
- Hanging Lamps — with built-in trip hazards
- Hourglass Coffee Maker — plastic? and no electricity? I balk
- USB Webcam Pen Holder — I don’t like monkeys staring at me
- World’s Smallest Mouse — thinking about using this is giving me a rash
- Instant Snow — just be patient… or go to Canada
- Samurai Underwear — because I don’t have a katana
- Liquid [Blood] Lamp — too gruesome
- 20-year Calendar — ridiculous
And here is a special worst gadgets from SkyMall post worth reading.
Wow…the samurai underwear sounds…awesome.
I want some samurai underwear