Top Ten Dumbest Gadgets O’ The Week — 12/05/08
But first, here are some cool gadgets you can buy for me:
- Optical Illusion Carpet — I think this would work well in our new open office area
- AR-15 w/ Chainsaw Bayonet — because there might be zombies
- Herman Miller Embody — because it is comfy
- REK Bookcase — adaptable
Here are my choices for the dumbest gadgets of the week:
- Luminous Placemat — in case you like plugging in your placemat
- Glass Speakers — I like spending under $150,000 for my speakers
- Lemon Clock — it is like having a clock that runs on batteries, except the batteries run out every day
- Waistband Stretcher — or you could go on a diet, chubbs
- RC Black Widow — this toy would probably have a short lifespan
- Flat-Pack Christmas Tree — come on, people!
- Cooking Robot — stay out of my kitchen
- Coin Thumb Drive — eye-catching and practical? I disagree
- USB Card Shaver — or you could wake up earlier and shave at home
- Foot Pedal Laptop Charger — or you could plug it in
What’s wrong with a cooking robot?
Do you not want one ever?
Well… maybe. I like my wife’s cooking.